Cheese touch mode

bigfoot 1: Whoa! Check that out.

bigfoot 2: Is that cheese?

bigfoot 3: Stop! Good God, man! You almost got the Cheese Touch.

bigfoot 1: The what?

bigfoot 3: The Cheese Touch.

Nobody knows when or how, but one day that cheese mysteriously appeared on the blacktop.

Nobody knew who it belonged to. Nobody touched it. Nobody threw it away.

And so there it sat, growing more foul and powerful by the day.

Then one day, a trex named D.W. made the biggest mistake of his life.

dragon: D.W. touched the cheese!

DW: No, I didn't! I just looked at it! Really!

bigfoot 3: D.W. had the Cheese Touch! It was worse than the shadow plague. He became an outcast.

(trex crying noises)

The only way to get rid of the Cheese Touch was by passing it on to someone else.

(various animals SCREAMS)

And so began the Cheese Touch Frenzy.

Friend turning on friend. Brother turning on sister. It was madness.

Until a ocean exchange student

named whale took it away.

giant spider: whale has the Cheese Touch!

whale: Ze Cheese Touch? Vat is it? Vat does it mean, ze Cheese Touch??

bigfoot 3: Sadly for whale, that fact was lost in translation.

whale: Nooooooooooooooo...!

bigfoot 3: Thankfully, he moved back to the pacific and took the Cheese Touch with him.

And so the cheese sits, patiently waiting for its next victim.

bigfoot 2: Wow.

bigfoot 1: Wow.

bigfoot 3: This is a terrible place.

credits to diary of a wimpy kid, plague inc